The Trader Joe's bag lesbian

doedipus:

radiofreederry:

The WOKE LEFT is coming to STEAL YOUR BREAKFAST

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crazycatsiren:

My one basic opinion is that nobody should ever have to live in poverty and boy oh boy does this make some motherfuckers real mad!

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corwinofsolace:

animentality:

It’s unbelievable that billionaires can be this mask off and not immediately be ostracized by all of society. Maybe we should bring back banishment?

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mountaindewmajormelon:

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smindersonfan:

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Gay women are allowed to do whatever

“she blew up a planet” okay and? your homophobia is showing

Lesbians can’t blow up the planet, that’s evil. No MATTER their sexual orientation.

No it’s fine

another great post sent directly from god

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urboymutual:

had a dream the cw rebooted supernatural but under the premise that fans decide what happens next in the show via instagram polls for some reason and i tried to recreate the image i saw in my dreams

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sabertoothwalrus:

do you do any/multiple of these

hair pulling (trichotillomania)

skin picking (dermatillomania)

nail biting/picking

chronic lip/cheek chewing

compulsive knuckle/joint cracking

nose picking

multiple of these

none of these

I feel like BFRB’s are REALLY common despite being so stigmatized, and I wanted to see how many of you are out there :)

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rthko:

If Taylor Swift used her power for good she would be such a great stochastic terrorist. She would post on Instagram “Hey guys, Tay here. Just wanted to say that whoever delivers me the head of Ron DeSantis on a platter will get free Eras Tour tickets. #ShadeNeverMadeAnybodyLessGay.” It would be at her doorstep in two hours.

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horrorbisexual:

hermuis:

Girls get made fun of for everything might as well do what you want lol

not to be dramatic but this mentality literally freed me

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custer-mp3:

likes charge reblogs cast

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netherworldpost:

I like it when things are pumpkin-shaped. Bowls, cups, jars. Such an amazing shape. A dream shape.

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vaspider:

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bisexualbaker:

vaspider:

“average president has 2 felony charges” factoid actualy just statistical error. average president has 0 felony charges. Felonies Don, who lives in a state of disgrace (Florida) & has 92 felony charges, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

Congratulations to Donald “Fuckwad” Trump for reaching exactly twice as many felony charges as there have been United States presidents, and therefore making the math easier for all of us! Finally, a decent accomplishment.

Hold on to your butts, because by the end of this he may have 3x or 4x!

like to charge, reblog to cast

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senatortedcruz:

I was a weird kid and am now a weird adult but I wake up every day and thank god I wasn’t a weird kid in the age of tiktok and putting your face and government name next to dogshit takes

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saywhat-politics:

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memento-mariii:

moveslikekeithrichards:

got cornflakes for fried chicken & the back of the box has its own recipe. easy as pie. “rinse chicken tenders with cold water and coat with crushed kelloggs corn flakes cereal.” and then cook. no binding agent. no seasoning. nothing but a pile of flavorless chicken with a side of the extra-dried-out cornflakes that fell off it. serve warm with your favorite dipping sauce. doesnt even say serve hot. Serve Warm. wouldnt wanna get too wild with it. truly this is the spirit of cornflakes

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retroactivebakeries:

radiofreederry:

Does this man not understand that he has picked a fight with the Walt Disney Company

this is always a winning litigation tactic

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